Matsuzaka Tori Surprises with "Overly Detailed Marriage Conditions"
Actor Matsuzaka Tori (30) appeared on the variety program "Sakurai Ariyoshi The Yakai" (TBS) on the 16th. There, he revealed his "20 Overly Detailed Marriage Conditions", listing out the 20 things he likes and dislikes in a woman. According to Matsuzaka, his close friends and contemporaries, actors Hamada Gaku and Yagira Yuya, who both have their own families, were what triggered his longing for marriage and his strong desire to start a family.
However, some of his 20 marriage conditions were so detailed, it shocked the other regulars and guests. These three non-negotiable conditions in particular: "A girl who always has plasters in case someone is injured", "A girl who uses the back of her hand to write notes", and "A girl who puts her hands in my coat pockets on cold wintry days", were singled out.
People in the studio, voiced that it was "outdated" and "like a manga". A specialist that the show prepared gave this advice to Matsuzaka: "His ideal marriage partner is a divorcee with no illusions about men. He's not suited for a never-been-married young woman who has dreams about marriage."
☆ Matsuzaka Tori likes a girl who
・Always has plasters in case someone is injured
・Uses the back of her hand to write notes
・Puts her hands in my coat pockets on cold wintry days
・Holds her bowl and chopsticks prettily
・Will listen to my anime ramblings cheerfully
・Labels her clothing drawers with "underwear" and "socks" (each clothing category)
・Pays 1180 yen when the total is 680 yen so she'll get a 500 yen coin in change
・After drinking from a wine glass, wipes the spot she drank from with her finger
・Praises her lady friends when they're not there
☆ Matsuzaka Tori dislikes a girl who
・Refers to herself in third person
・Produces a cute sound when she sneezes
・Has a navel piercing
・Calls her dad "papa"
・Wears huge sunglasses on the top of her head when travelling
・Uploads photos of herself training at the gym on SNS
・[Whose] cover photo on LINE is her and her friends jumping on the beach
・Frequently gets the employees to change the yakiniku grill netting at yakiniku restaurants
・Doesn't watch until the ending credits at the movies
・Washes her bath towel after one use
・Wears one sided off the shoulder tops
2. [+2361 / -36]
3. [+5529 / -28]
If you say something like that, it's going to backfire on you!
"Sorry, I only like guys who hold their chopsticks prettily."
4. [+2179 / -43]
I wouldn't want to be his wife...
5. [+4056 / -34]
But you suck at holding chopsticks...
6. [+3664 / -33]
Fix the way you hold chopsticks before saying this.
7. [+2942 / -31]
Hmm, so you hold your own chopsticks strangely, but you want her to hold them prettily
8. [+2295 / -21]
Chopstick holding... Wasn't there a thread about his gross way of holding them?
9. [+4210 / -94]
The bath towel one is the only one I can't agree with at all.
10. [+1657 / -81]
What the heck. You can't even hold chopsticks properly yourself, so annoying!
11. [+2163 / -21]
"A girl who holds her bowl and chopsticks prettily"
Huh? w How can someone ignore their own faults so much
12. [+1989 / -20]
☆ Matsuzaka Tori likes a girl who
・Holds her bowl and chopsticks prettily
...Huh?!!
13. [+1048 / -14]
Is he trying to ward off women?
14. [+2351 / -6]
So, he hates the gyaru type lol
15. [+1459 / -19]
"Put your hands in my coat pockets", what are you, a BUMP OF CHICKEN song?
16. [+1170 / -40]
What a pain in the neck~~~
17. [+1558 / -10]
Then what was Ayase Haruka
*Rumoured to have dated in the past
18. [+1981 / -94]
Yet you're so bad at holding chopsticks w
Shouldn't bath towels be washed even if you've only used it once?
This guy's never gonna get married
19. [+2411 / -10]
It's clear that he hates Instagram girls w
20. [+1229 / -57]
He's pretty naggy
He's like those girls who think they have a no-nonsense personality
21. [+1222 / -500]
After drinking from a wine glass, wipes the spot she drank from with her finger
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What. Isn't that dirty?
22. [+1141 / -13]
Too many people talking about chopsticks lol
24. [+1140 / -18]
So he wants a traditional girl.
Someone like Asakura Minami*?
*Heroine from manga Touch.
25. [+1678 / -20]
I understand his dislike list
26. [+2266 / -52]
It's better and more hygienic to wash bath towels after one use! lol
27. [+1637 / -14]
When I watched it, I thought, this guy's the same as Chihara Junior*, who will probably be tricked by "a girl who gives back the change when you give her 10,000 yen for the taxi."
*Comedian
28. [+860 / -18]
> Holds her bowl and chopsticks prettily
Is this some kind of joke? w
He holds his chopsticks strangely and his free hand dangles on his lap.
29. [+768 / -42]
Seems like whoever marries this person will have a hard life.
Doesn't seem like they'll ever be happy w
30. [+1216 / -49]
Am I the only one who thinks his lists sound like workplace bullying? w
36. [+1029 / -107]
☆ Matsuzaka Tori dislikes a girl who
・Produces a cute sound when she sneezes
Please understand the feelings of girls who don't want to spray spit everywhere
37. [+870 / -18]
Oh my, I might pass
*Meet his marriage conditions
39. [+1164 / -36]
His type is really specific, is he thinking of a certain person?
It seems like Yamamoto Mizuki would fit his list
41. [+2237 / -12]
Regarding・After drinking from a wine glass, wipes the spot she drank from with her finger
Shimazaki Wakako was like, "Be careful around girls who drink like this!", that was funny.
42. [+1841 / -3]
Dislikes "A girl whose cover photo on LINE is her and her friends jumping on the beach"
Yeah, they exist w
45. [+626 / -11]
Thank you for making me laugh in the morning.
46. [+1124 / -16]
Someone with these ideals isn't looking for a marriage partner, they're looking for their mother.
Someone who takes care of you, gently says "good boy, good boy" to you, and listens to your problems.
I think a much older divorced woman would suit him.
47. [+830 / -17]
So he hates idiots
Still, don't understand the bath towel thing
48. [+797 / -14]
Eh!! It's this specific?
I just thought he was the non-picky type who'd just answer with "a level-headed and cheerful person".
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