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[News] Yaguchi Mari is Pregnant with Her First Child


Source: Girls Channel, Sponichi

1. [+216 / -1861]

Yaguchi Mari is pregnant with her first child. It will be born around the end of summer.



Background: Yaguchi was caught cheating by her then-husband Nakamura Masaya. Her ex-husband found Umeda Kenzo, hiding naked in their bedroom closet. She married Umeda Kenzo last year in March, and held a wedding ceremony last month.


2. [+2073 / -142]
Oh, congratulations.


3. [+3892 / -582]
Feel sorry for her kid


4. [+5204 / -749]
How come someone like her can become pregnant?


5. [+517 / -840]
Congrats, Yagucchan (^o^)


6. [+6668 / -192]
I wonder what their child will think after they find out about their parent's closet adultery.


7. [+2912 / -240]
Poor kid


8. [+4995 / -114]
The kid's gonna find out about that incident one day.


9. [+4033 / -138]
Whoa, I wouldn't want to be the kid of this person...


10. [+3039 / -92]
Men over three meals a day~
*Men are more important than three meals a day


11. [+654 / -55]
Is that so.


12. [+4919 / -293]
Why is it that someone who committed adultery can be happy?


13. [+2110 / -69]
She gained too much weight after she left Morning Musume.


14. [+3316 / -86]
Closet marriage


15. [+3393 / -244]
She'll receive her karma one day.


16. [+1604 / -131]
Fat and stumpy


17. [+1980 / -46]
I guess I should be saying, "Congratulations" but I'm stumped on how to respond.


18. [+705 / -61]
Well, congrats


19. [+2304 / -148]
It's a closet baby, right?


20. [+2000 / -43]
For some reason or another, I thought that she was the type who didn't want kids.


40.[+966 / -23]
Her desire to enter the Mama Talent category probably prevailed.


21. [+58 / -869]
I'm so envious of her kid being able to have Mari-chan as their mum!!


22. [+2398 / -39]
What does her ex-husband think? Or rather, why did they even get married?


23. [+1878 / -37]
Ahh.
This is yet another pregnancy announcement that makes me feel, 'there's really nothing I can say'


24. [+1947 / -43]
Ohhh, she found out that she was pregnant so in order to set things right/make a clear distinction? she had a wedding.

Related Article: Former Morning Musume, Yaguchi Mari held her Wedding Ceremony on the 28th Last Month in Okinawa.

元モー娘。矢口、先月26日に沖縄で挙式していた

Mari Yaguchi Officially Marries Kenzo Umeda 


25. [+2144 / -114]
I feel sorry for the kid, it's gonna be bullied

The past cannot be erased.


26. [+1247 / -158]
Hey, now's not the time, so can you leave that talk for later?


27. [+1886 / -57]
The label of a slᴜt...
Their kid's going to hear about their parents' misconduct one day so they really shouldn't have any children.


28. [+2136 / -31]
Shouldn't she retire already for her kid's sake?


29. [+2386 / -41]
Uwahh, so pitiful...
If she's going to have a child, quitting show business and living quietly somewhere out of the public eye would be the only atonement she can do for her child.


30. [+1322 / -51]
I thought that even if she remarried, a kid would be the last thing she would have.


31. [+1267 / -77]
A celebrity's black history stays for life... People will definitely look at her child and think, 'Like father, like son!' 🤣


32. [+135 / -224]
Congratulations!!


33. [+72 / -492]
I'm sure she'll be a good mother.
Congratulations.


34. [+2500 / -251]
Her ex-husband was tall, kind-looking and handsome
What was she dissatisfied about?


35. [+1159 / -42]
She's fat so it's hard to tell if she's pregnant or fat.


36. [+1316 / -43]
LOL closet baby


37. [+304 / -34]
(゜ロ゜)


38. [+1341 / -28]
Her child will definitely find out one day that they were born as a result of a closet affair.


39. [+915 / -90]
Someone said something like making a distinction or something but, it's making the distinction that it's a shotgun marriage, right?! lol

*It's not a shotgun marriage but they held the wedding ceremony a year after they married so it seems like they only got married last month.


41. [+43 / -77]
The~ ennnd ~ of sum~~mer~ ♪


42. [+773 / -24]
Please create a feature to hide unnecessary threads.


43. [+1206 / -76]
I hate Yaguchi but the child is innocent.


44. [+1671 / -33]
I'm kinda getting that murky feeling I get when I hear that a sėxÿ actress is pregnant.


45. [+774 / -30]
While it's not my problem, I'm worried that the kid will be bullied.


46. [+19 / -324]
The kid's a born winner, to be born from such a beautiful and rich mum.


48. [+1822 / -96]
There are women who have trouble having kids, why has this sort of woman been blessed with a child...


50. [+869 / -29]
If her adultery syndrome relapses, the child will be the biggest victim and will be miserable.
'I want to commit adultery, so I'll commit adultery! I want to have a child, so I'll have a child!'
I get the feeling that she's too impulsive with everything and lacks prudence and consideration.


51. [+584 / -31]
When I consider her ex-husband's feelings, I can't bring myself to congratulate her.


52. [+392 / -21]
Things are going favourably for her one way or another, huh.

Her past history aside, I'm envious.


53. [+171 / -18]
Seems like they'll divorce


53. [+556 / -7]
矢口真里 第1子妊娠を発表、夏の終わりに出産予定 昨年再婚

*Yaguchi Mari, you'd better not say anything unnecessary.

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